I heard you found somebody new
Poor thing, I hope she’s strong
I hope she likes your fishing stories
And hearing every one too long

I hope your truck starts every morning
Then dies two miles from town
And every time you find your keys
Your phone is nowhere to be found


Now I’m not bitter, no sir
I’m doing perfectly fine
I just send a few good wishes
When you happen through my mind


Bless your little heart
May your beer stay warm
May your boots both leak
In every thunderstorm

May the diner lose your order
When you’re hungry after dark
I don’t wish you anything awful
Bless your little heart

May your radio play static
When your favorite song comes on
May your dog love your new girlfriend
And forget you when she’s gone

I’m not holding any grudges
I’m just doing my small part
Sending kindness from a distance
Bless your little heart


I hope your lawn mower quits
Halfway through the front
And the neighbors stop to watch you
While you kick it, cuss, and grunt

I hope your mother visits often
And rearranges every room
And your fancy cowboy hat
Gets sat on at the county saloon

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I’m not asking for disaster
Just some lessons here and there
A little inconvenience
Mixed with answered country prayer


Bless your little heart
May your beer stay warm
May your boots both leak
In every thunderstorm

May the diner lose your order
When you’re hungry after dark
I don’t wish you anything awful
Bless your little heart

May your radio play static
When your favorite song comes on
May your dog love your new girlfriend
And forget you when she’s gone

I’m not holding any grudges
I’m just doing my small part
Sending kindness from a distance
Bless your little heart